News Just In.....

Ladies and Gentleman the news just came in that the populations of Tummy Town and Bootyville have significantly decreased.  Residents of the town have been overheard saying the the Mayor of these  two towns has declared hard labor on every citizen who live in the city limits and some residents who live on the outskirts of town as well.  One resident, who refused to be identified, was quoted as saying, " I didn't vote for her, and I don't support her, not one little bit...she has us working long, late hours...she has totally ruined our lives and made it miserable for everyone.  I know about a third of the town has packed up and left!"  The Mayor refused to comment on camera, but sent a statement.  And I quote, " Tough Patooties!, Adios, Good Riddence, and don't let the door hit your Big Booty Judy on the way out of town!"  After that statement was issued she ordered them back to work, and had them doing a two mile walk later that evening.