I am So Hip....

...and  I don't mean "fashionista" hip.  Today, during my walk, I noticed while I was I swinging my arms to walk, they are brushing my hips.  Thats not good, it means my hips were really out there like another continent waiting to be discovered.  Well, I found land...massive land...and like any new discovery I'll give it a name... how about..... "Bootyville".