Nightmare

Last night I had a nightmare.   I had a dream that I got up the next day, and when I went to put on my jeans they didn't fit, they were too tight, and I had gained weight overnight.  It really feels, sometimes, that you can look at food and gain weight, smell food and gain, think about food and the pounds appear overnight!  How in the world did I get so large?  You know, sometimes, you enjoy food, and "celebrate" a bithday or holiday with food, mainly sweets.  But, you rationalize, and you tell yourself that most of the time you eat pretty healthy.  Obviously, I don't....the evidence is found in the population explosion of "Tummy Town" and "Bootyville"...an eviction notice has been served, tonite it was in the form of a 3 mile L. Sansone walk dvd.